Thoughts of an average HoN Player.

Im at a loss for words. I dont even know where to begin. You guys are far and above the most pathetic sludge of game company to ever exist. You are the dirty butthole of the gaming world. You disgusting corpulant fat sweaty slobs cant even pull off a routine maintenance check without murdering your already god awful servers. Embarrassing to say the least.

Your new heroes are so intrinsically broken that picking them is basically like bringing a chaingun to a knife fight. You sad sacks of **** cant even begin to comprehend how to balance a newly introduced heroes before your overworked ovaries deliver another putrid vesicle covered in morbid afterbirth. But this incredible abomination of a new hero isn’t bad enough, because a few days later you will release a “balance change”, which is just some more diarrhea that you forcibly slide down your consumers throats. Watching the patches go by week by week as the dev’s try to make “fixes” to the game is like watching a four year old slowly pull off the limbs of a helpless spider before he shoves the small carcass into his mouth and shits it out a day later.

And it doesnt stop there. All too often, before you can even vomit out another sad excuse for a patch, your terrible 3rd world country servers will go down like a 500 pound grandpa if you took away his walker. There’s an easy fix for this, however. Hire a bunch of slave children from Libiya who have never even seen a computer before to run your **** company, and I can guarantee you that company productivity, and quality as a whole will drastically increase.

You guys are so unbelievably bad, you should literally feel ashamed at the muddled cesspool of toxic liquid that you call a game. Best of all, you obese nerds act like you dont give a ****, frequently make jokes at people who complain, or just ignore them altogether. It was only a few days ago I was in a game with your newest excuse for a hero, and after seeing how incredibly broken this piece of garbage was, I vocalised my concern to an S2 employee (who happened to be in the game on the other team). I was unjustly banned for 2 days for doing so because this fat greasy virgin couldnt handle the honest truth.

I could go on and on, but I’ll stop it there. I expect a full refund for this atrocity. I would like a personalized and apologetic written statement from Maliken. (That is, if his clogged arteries can get enough blood flow to his extremedies to write one.) Its only a matter of time before Valve wipes you off the face of the planet like I wipe a semen stain off my desk- with little effort and no remorse.

Courtesy of [WADE]Pheesees, may your HoN account rest in piece.